Please read this.

For entertainment and creative writing

Everything the generator produces is a short piece of suggested text. Treat it like a writer’s draft: adapt it, discard it, or use a single sentence from it. It is not a substitute for your own judgement.

What this tool is not for

• Fraud. Do not use generated text to commit insurance fraud, tax fraud, or any form of financial fraud.
• Defrauding employers. Do not use it to misrepresent your hours, your whereabouts, or your work.
• Misleading medical or mental-health professionals. Do not use it to misrepresent symptoms to a doctor, therapist, or pharmacist.
• Breaking laws. Do not use it to draft messages that support illegal activity.
• Harassment. Do not use it to target a real person with the intent to harm or intimidate them.

What it is good for

Rehearsing a difficult message before you send it. Finding a softer way to decline an invitation. Having three options ready before a hard conversation at work. Giving a shy writer a starting point.

The honest alternative

Every generation includes a plainspoken “honest alternative.” Most of the time, that’s the one worth sending. Comedy is a tool for thinking, not a substitute for candour.

Not professional advice

Nothing on this site is legal, medical, financial, or mental-health advice. If you need help from a professional, please seek one out.

Questions or takedowns

Anything to flag — a generation that crossed a line, a takedown request, a use-case we should refuse — write to hello@excusewiz.com.